"Oh yeah I'm Special Forces"

[grim1U]

Hasn't always been that way - I had to go to MCT before ITB/SOI. ALL Marines went to MCT, no matter the MOS. This was 91-92.

True, I think they changed it in 93' or 94' to save on training time/money as MCT is a quick and dirty abbreviated version of SOI for non-infantry MOS.

[Chk Chk Boom]

I serve in the Very Special Forces.

We ride the short C-130.

I can't believe nobody quoted this. Best post of this thread, hands down.

[50 Freak]

My favorite "SEAL" story was.....

I was walking around at the Big Pomona show....you older guys will remember that show...8 miles of tables.

Anyways, this younger chubby latino guy in camo pants and a green wife beater was walking around carrying a chromed Cobray M11. I asked him a little about it because I had never seen a chromed M11.

He's showing me it all the while telling me how this was his side arm and that since he was a SEAL, he was allowed to carry anything he wanted.

Man....never knew the SEALs were so bling bling...

[Tragic Image]

always reminds me of this thread:

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=207325&highlight=Airport%2C+Marine

[BigJoe]

My favorite "SEAL" story was.....

I was walking around at the Big Pomona show....you older guys will remember that show...8 miles of tables.

Anyways, this younger chubby latino guy in camo pants and a green wife beater was walking around carrying a chromed Cobray M11. I asked him a little about it because I had never seen a chromed M11.

He's showing me it all the while telling me how this was his side arm and that since he was a SEAL, he was allowed to carry anything he wanted.

Man....never knew the SEALs were so bling bling...

LMAO, i love this thread. i've heard some stories but you guys have some good ones. i'm printing some of these off to take to work now ****ing awesome

[wboughton]

Went in to buy a Marlin 795 and take a look at a mossberg 590 special when the guy standing next to me tells me he used to use those in Iraq. Says he was national guard. Says during range day he qualified with the m4 at 700 yards and got a 5 inch group. My spider sense is tingling now. He just kept talking, i kept nodding. The guy behind the counter was just cracking up as well, this kid thought he was the biggest baddest mofo in the store.

[JerryM]

^^^
They do use the Mossberg 590. I have in my hand a kit: NSN 1005-01-512-2743 that converts the regular 590 into a pistol gripped one.

But what a tool!!! 700 yards qual? 5 inch group? LULZ!!!

[bridgeport]

always reminds me of this thread:

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...port%2C+Marine

That was simply Painful to look at.

[blackrifle242]

always reminds me of this thread:

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...port%2C+Marine

WOW!!! I love the LCpl chevrons and the bloodstripes.....what's wrong with that picture.

[1911whore]

That marine imposter is a douchebag.
But I love it when a guy replies when asked where he was stationed....Ft. Bragg. You KNOW t hat guy is a fake.....WAIT I really WAS. HAhAHA seriously, I was. So I especially like hearing it becaus eit is SOOOO easy to ask simple questions to either blow em out or legitimize them

[Nessal]

I had a run in with one of these guys. I think it might actually be a Calgunner which is quite sad. I used to work at my family's store and this one guy would always come in to "buy" stuff quite often. We never batted an eye to him but it turns out that he was stealing and wasn't just stealing small stuff either. God knows how much he have stolen and gotten away with until we kept an eye on him. Every time we would see him get certain items but when he checks out, it never adds up. Anyways, it began when I noticed that this guy was "shopping" in our store and he had a Larue Tactical hat on. I figured he was into guns so I asked if he was a member on Calguns. He said that he wasn't but I get the feeling that he was lying. Then I asked him if he was into gun and he said that he used to be in the military. I then asked what branch and he said that he was in the Air Force. I asked what he was and he said that he was in Special Force and that he was a sniper. Mind you this guy was 5'6" about 280lbs LOL. The enemy wouldn't even need optics to pick this prick out of the terrain. So I could tell that this retard is lying out of his god damn teeth right then and there. He left and came back a week later to do more "shopping". I stopped him when he came in and told him to GTFO of our store and if he ever came back, he would be trespassing and we will press charges. Pathetic how low some people will go.



BTW, ***HOLE if you are reading this, we got all the camera recording videos of you jacking our **** so come back at your own peril.

[Sillyguy]

Mind you this guy was 5'6" about 280lbs LOL. The enemy wouldn't even need optics to pick this prick out of the terrain.

hahahahhaah

best quote ever!

[Turbinator]

BTW, ***HOLE if you are reading this, we got all the camera recording videos of you jacking our **** so come back at your own peril.

Is it legal to post images of the shoplifting here on this site? Maybe someone knows him here. Sad if he is a Calgunner, though.

Turby

[wboughton]

it wasn't this kid by any chance was it?

[battleship]

The Portly gentleman in the above pic, does anyone know if this is a real military guy or just a spoof.