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Old 02-18-2014, 8:28 AM
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You sometimes find some weird stuff on arrestees when booking them into jail; what's the most bizzare thing YOU have found?

I'll go first: foreign guy (Hispanic-ish, not sure beyond that) arrested for DUI. Nothing unusual about the arrest or the ride to CJ, but when I got him into booking and started bagging his stuff, he had a dried rodent carcass wrapped in an ornate handkerchief sized cloth. The carcass looked like it had been a rat, and it had small strips of paper wrapped around each foot with extremely small writing in a foreign type of characters. The carcass didn't stink like it should have, almost like it had been taxidermied(?). Foreign deuce guy spoke a foreign deuce language, so we couldn't get anything useful from him, other than that thing was very important to him.

I have to say, I got a kick out of writing "dried rodent carcass" on the property sheet.
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Probably a religious or superstitious item, such as a charm or talisman.

In mainstream culture some people carry a rabbit's foot, for example. For a non-mainstream adherent such as a follower of Santeria, it may be an item of some significance.

Full disclosure: In the early 90's I found an actual four leaf clover while sitting on the back steps, just staring at the lawn, lost in thought... wasn't looking for one, but there it was. I taped it to a piece of note card and still carry it in my wallet to this day. I have had some close calls over the years, but am still hale, hearty and alive to this day. Probably just a coincidence, but I'm not ditching it any time soon. And yes I'd probably be a little miffed if someone was taking it out of my wallet.
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I can relate a story from when my ex-wife was a patrol officer. This was when disco dance clubs where in their heyday so it was back away, but when she pulled someone over from suspected DUI it was apparent that the suspect may have had something concealed in his ummm pants.

It turned out he had taped a salami to the inside of his thigh.
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Found a cock ring in some dude pockets, i was empyting his pockets out, as im doing that, I feel a ring shaped object in his pocket. I asked him "What's this?" he says "my cock ring" ..........Went through a half bottle of sanitizer.
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Butt plugs being used for their intended purpose have surprised me a few times. All men for some reason.

The one that got me was a possession of meth arrest with a fancy Beverley hills attorney. He had this sucking contraption thing on his Johnson lol...

The stuff he had in his car was out of this world. 10 grand plus in toys and movies.

Meth & porn go together like salt & pepper.
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a metal lighter in the shape of a pistol, secured with a rubberband to his ankle...this was at intake after 2 patrol guys had already searched him.

wouldnt have been weird on the street, but in a jail, a little strange. we find weird stuff all the time, so nothing strikes me as "odd" anymore.
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Sometimes there aint enough hand sanitizer in the world to wash off the heebe-jeebes!
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A cell phone was found "inside" a female a couple days after she was booked, she called many people while she had it in her cell and one actually reported it.
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Probably get crummy signal in there...the jail i mean
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I arrested a guy who walked into rite in just a pair or shorts and came out full dressed with pockets bulging. He had lube, cock rings, condoms, skittles, girls panties, nylons, flip flops, a bra, and wearing women's sweatpants. I thought that was the end of it and then I heard a faint buzzing noise....I took him back to station so he didn't have to strip in a parking lot. He was wearing a vibrating cock ring and had a condom already on.....tweekers....
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Rite aid*
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I once had to strip search over 300lb suspect and he straight out told me he have difficult time cleaning after himself due to his weight. Oh man..... oh man... wow...

Another time guy had few grams of meth inside his butt and when he got caught he decided to fight me straight on. The fight was on and felt so weird fighting naked guy in the shower room.
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Squirrel bones. At least, that's what they looked like and what the booking said they were and that's what went on the property sheet.
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Used condoms. Severed chicken heads. Cock fighting blades. Meth. $8k + in cash. A (soiled) GIANT inflatable neon green vibrator that had speaker wire running to a 6v lantern battery all inside a Louis Vitton purse. Was being carried by a 400 lb surreno that was "on his way to church" when he forgot to pay for a 5 lb sack of potatoes at walmart.
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Live tarantula under the guy's baseball cap.
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A bunch of black widows, some alive, some dead in plastic bags and medicine bottles. He also had a dead snake in his coat pocket. Dude was f-in weird.

He later kicked out my window......ahhh.....good times.
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A bunch of black widows, some alive, some dead in plastic bags and medicine bottles. He also had a dead snake in his coat pocket. Dude was f-in weird.

He later kicked out my window......ahhh.....good times.
God forbid...did you get his number in case you needed a babysitter?
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I know where to find him.....but I'm 1600 miles away now so my old beat partners get to deal with his sh..... now.
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A pierced scrotum with a full sized mountain climber carabiner . Oh wait, there was the guy with 5 $100 bills in his rectum - bail money no doubt!
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Parollee had a laptop on him, Searched it and saw photos of him balls deep in a tan Labrador... just when I though I had seen it all, I see him going down on the dog. Wierd thing is, someone was taking those photos of him...

Probably won't look at labs the same again.
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You sometimes find some weird stuff on arrestees when booking them into jail; what's the most bizzare thing YOU have found?

I'll go first: foreign guy (Hispanic-ish, not sure beyond that) arrested for DUI. Nothing unusual about the arrest or the ride to CJ, but when I got him into booking and started bagging his stuff, he had a dried rodent carcass wrapped in an ornate handkerchief sized cloth. The carcass looked like it had been a rat, and it had small strips of paper wrapped around each foot with extremely small writing in a foreign type of characters. The carcass didn't stink like it should have, almost like it had been taxidermied(?). Foreign deuce guy spoke a foreign deuce language, so we couldn't get anything useful from him, other than that thing was very important to him.

I have to say, I got a kick out of writing "dried rodent carcass" on the property sheet.
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What a way to start my day ....Reading this thread

You just can't Make this stuff up !!!!

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This not too long ago:
Expired tabs, see $15k itty bitty warrant. As Im searching him I see that he is wearing a bright pink thong. I say nice thong and he laughs. Turns out he was wearing six pairs of womens thongs. All at the same time! What the heck man!
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School staff calls in a creeper on campus on a Saturday while kids are there for band or something. I show up and here's the creeper sitting in his beat up 1981 pickup, complete with campershell, in the back corner of the p-lot. The guy was in full creeper uniform. WMA, 50, tall, thin, shoulder length gray and thinning hair, those chomo tinted 1976 glasses, the brown sued jacket with sheepskin wool lining, button up cowboy shirt, tight soiled jeans with holes. I have him step out and I turn him around for a pat down. His hands are so greasy I can't keep ahold of them. *Oh **** no!* goes through my head. What's hanging out of his back pocket? His bright pink latex pocket *****. Alone it wouldn't be weird at all. With his freshly lubed hands I was holding... without gloves, it was a beautiful **** sandwich. I knew better.
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Live cockroaches in the jacket pocket of a homeless guy.
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Butt plugs being used for their intended purpose have surprised me a few times. All men for some reason.

Exactly this....
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Dildo strap on. She still had it on when she got cuffed on the gurney, sticking straight up and wagging everywhere.
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I'm dying here. That's some funny sheet.

I saw an episode of one of the reality cop shows (Alaska st. Trooper, wardens, border patrol) I don't remember which one, but they arrested a guy who had his pockets full of dil*oes, and vibrators. Seemed very matter of fact about it, not at all embarrassed or anything. Cops were trying not to laugh out loud, and failing miserably at it.
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When I worked for State Parks a park aid picked up about 20 golf balls taped end to end with electrical tape as a Ranger was inventorying a backpack of a guy he'd arrested. Park aid starts flexing the golf balls and asks the Ranger, "what's this? Some kind of nightstick?"

The Ranger replied, "I don't know but I just took it off a gay prostitute."

I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard.
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Not an LEO.

Still loving this thread.
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I could tell you about the time I stopped the parolee riding his banana-seat bike on the sidewalk heading to 'The Tubs' (local hot tub rental bath house). Parolee was up to party as he had a fancy little fanny pack containing a rather large pocket pu$$y, lube, meth and pipe. I arrested him and take him to jail. He beeps going through the metal detector... eventually I get him to remove the rather large leather bound cock ring and place in the evidence bag. The bag dipped due to the weight, probably an easy 2lbs of metal.

Or.. I could tell you about the husky, topless female wearing green sweatpants and construction boots, with a shaved head who thought she might want to wrestle me while brandishing the 18in long by 3in thick strap-on that she was wearing. This particular apparatus had a portion the wearer 'inserted'.. apparently she had been wearing this 24/7 for about 4 days.. ugh!
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Not an LEO.

Still loving this thread.
A sad, sick world...

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Live cockroaches in the jacket pocket of a homeless guy.
I have a similar story. We search a guy one time and found a bag of dead bedbugs and a rubber snake in his pocket.

We encounter the same guy about two weeks later... same bag a bedbugs, same rubber snake. He had no reason for having either of them.

Same guy has a class eye and likes to wash it off in public drinking fountains. Sometimes he just takes it out and puts it in his mouth to clean it off though...


Doing probation searches in homes... You can only imagine the kinds of sex toys and powertool conbinations we've found.
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I could tell you about the time I stopped the parolee riding his banana-seat bike on the sidewalk heading to 'The Tubs' (local hot tub rental bath house). Parolee was up to party as he had a fancy little fanny pack containing a rather large pocket pu$$y, lube, meth and pipe. I arrested him and take him to jail. He beeps going through the metal detector... eventually I get him to remove the rather large leather bound cock ring and place in the evidence bag. The bag dipped due to the weight, probably an easy 2lbs of metal.

Or.. I could tell you about the husky, topless female wearing green sweatpants and construction boots, with a shaved head who thought she might want to wrestle me while brandishing the 18in long by 3in thick strap-on that she was wearing. This particular apparatus had a portion the wearer 'inserted'.. apparently she had been wearing this 24/7 for about 4 days.. ugh!
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I had this one inmate that had appendix surgery. As the surgery scar tried healing, he kept poking at it and eventually it healed like a pocket. He made his own pocket about 3 inches deep in his lower right hand abdominal area. He used to always hide stuff in there, paper clips, pencils, staples, notes,etc. Crazy what these guys do. Smh
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I forgot to mention the time I stopped a guy and he had the absolute strangest thing in his pocket...his ID. Almost blew my mind. I could hardly believe my eyes. I hadn't seen a dirty bird carry an ID for quite some time. It was the damndest thing. Haven't seen one since.
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In my youth I arrested a dude for public drunk. Found a dead sparrow in his pocket. He mumbled something about "planning to have a funeral for it" so I gave it a full honors send-off via the pneumatic tube to the records desk (switched on the intercom in time to hear a piercing shriek and a "dammit!")
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I have a similar story. We search a guy one time and found a bag of dead bedbugs and a rubber snake in his pocket.

We encounter the same guy about two weeks later... same bag a bedbugs, same rubber snake. He had no reason for having either of them.

Same guy has a class eye and likes to wash it off in public drinking fountains. Sometimes he just takes it out and puts it in his mouth to clean it off though...


Doing probation searches in homes... You can only imagine the kinds of sex toys and powertool conbinations we've found.


and that's just the stuff they WEREN'T embarrassed about enough to hide it
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Identification and a pay-stub.... But seriously we arrest this guy for sending nude pics of himself to a minor (decoy) over the internet. We find his stash of butt plugs, pocket pu$$y, oils you name it. I'll never forget that he was wearing a shirt that said "I have the right to remain silent" ironic thing was he gave a full confession, nobody said these guys were very smart.

I picked up a guy on a warrant that was about 350 lbs, i can't forget him because his wrists were so big i had to cuff him with leg irons. I search him and find remains of a McDonald's breakfast sandwich in His shirt pocket. This was about 11pm and we all know they don't serve breakfast a minute past 10 am. When i pull it out he says "thats where that went" he didn't realize he dropped it that morning. I asked him if he wanted to take it to CJ with him and he said yes. I threw on the ground in front of him and he got upset. I guess he thought i was serious about putting it in his property. Good times!
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Parollee had a laptop on him, Searched it and saw photos of him balls deep in a tan Labrador... just when I though I had seen it all, I see him going down on the dog. Wierd thing is, someone was taking those photos of him...

Probably won't look at labs the same again.
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God forbid...did you get his number in case you needed a babysitter?

I'm sitting here laughing my *** off....
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