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Hot Date Questionnaire needs help!
I wanted to put together a list of questions to ask a prospective hot date.
I was thinking if she (or certainly some may use it for he's) but since I am a he I will use it for she's - for sure. Please help me and add questions to my list: 1. Do you measure a machine not by its horsepower but by its caliber? 2. Do you accessorize with an AK or AR? 3. Do you think Glock is a talented designer? 4. Do you understand the Russian words Mosin Nagant do not mean Big Bang Theory. 5. Do you reuse your magazines? 6. Do Smith and Wesson guard your home? I think you have the idea of the kind questions I need. Please advise: |
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Ask her if she understands what a trigger finger is,
how many pouts of pressure it take to release, does she prefer pistol grip or straight grip does she own a full choke or open cylinder, lastly when was the last time she had her nipples blown out- Kitt1895 |
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Ask her if she has ever visited FP's basement. If she says yes, run...run very fast.
Oh, and ask her if she has a package or knows Fremont James, if she answers yes to either...run...run very fast. Make sure she likes dogs and turtles (or at least gifs of turtles).
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Excellent - I just want to know if she served in the military and if she owns any guns. I don't ask for much. - will certainly say it all and make me a happy guy.
Also a Iraq Campaign Medal would also get her to the top of the list but at my elevated age I would then need to ask if her grandmother is single and has a similar Medal from the Boxer Rebellion. Any other "Words of Wisdom" would greatly be appreciated. Thank You very much. |
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How about this for a question: Do you have a CNC machine? I spoke with a lady that actually had two also with a husband and three kids. I have found a good question is "Are you involved in the shooting sports?" The question I like a lot is "Are you or have you been in the military?" however at my age most of the yes answers would come from girls less than half my age so the search is still on. We could also have a lot of fun helping in Mag loading process.
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if we don't stay together,who gets the dog{s}?
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Quote:
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My questionnaire is what I use when I meet new people and there's an awkward silence.
Do you like Nutella? (gauges how much of a foodie they are) Who is your favorite president? (gauges their history/political knowledge) girls: Do you like to get chocked? ( gauges how open they are ) guys: Would you F*** a midget? ( gauges how open they are ) |
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Do you have any website logo tatoos?
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