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Old 08-25-2014, 2:34 AM
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one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Originally Posted by BrianDavis View Post
You want to see my OCIE/CIF paperwork ? Its like 7 pages long
No ****. Last time I was made to go through OCIE, the Sgt asked me, "Jesus Christ, look at all the **** you have! Why are you in my office?"

"Because my chain of command wouldn't take no for and answer and wants me to get more ****."

And to think, if you're missing just one damn little thing, they will want their money whether you wanted all that crap or not.
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