Bad Kitty is right, as she often is.
I'm reminded of a true story. A husband whose wife's birthday was in May, bought her a big shiny power mower. For his birthday in November, he got a $2000 sewing machine.
True story, these were my room-mate's parents.
Gentlemen, be careful of buying your lady something she doesn't want. You could wind up with a whole lot of $700 shoes.
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WHAT I HAVE LEARNED SO FAR, MOSTLY THE HARD WAY
• Do only safe sex. Never have sex with someone crazier than you are.
• Don't marry or move in together before you're both at least 25.
• Don't have children until you're married five years or at least age 30.
• Put 10% of your salary into savings every month no matter how broke you are.
• Don't ever screw around with the IRS.
• Keep a handgun on your bedside table.
• Don't smart-mouth judges, or cops who stop you on the road.
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