Originally Posted by five.five-six
You obviously have never been responsible for a newborn. Their stuff goes everywhere. I could not count the times I have cleaned a dropped binky or bottle with my own mouth for lack of a better implement. It's called "love".
I could just MYOB, but I am letting you know beforehand because I am not a callous A-hole
Too late. I have already raised two. And I promise you I never spit on anything they would put in their mouths. Talk about contamination!