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BigFatGuy 03-22-2013 4:37 PM

Laughed so hard it brought a tear to my eye
 
I was going through some very old bookmarks, and I found this sitting there.

http://www.extremeshockusa.com/

I see they've added more Star Trek script words to their Nytrilium Convection Vortex products. ;-)

Ronin2 03-22-2013 4:55 PM

Hey hey..those mall ninja's take their ammunition very seriously ....it goes with those hi speed low drag laser/crimson trace sighting systems too!

ROFL......

tipoc 03-22-2013 4:59 PM

Wow! I've overlooked these in the past but I can see there is solid science behind them!

Quote:

. The compressed Tungsten-NyTriliumô Composite fragments upon impact, leaving a wound channel of catastrophic proportions. The expansive fragmentation characteristics of the ExtremeShock rounds transfer the bullets energy in a far faster time span than conventional hollowpoints. The resulting stopping power is utterly devastating. E-Shock rounds are engineered to expend maximum energy into soft targets, turning the density mass into an expanding rotational cone of NyTrilium matrix particles, causing neurological collapse to the central nervous system.
An "Expanding rotational cone of Nytrilium matrix particles"!

I can't find reference to any material named NyTrillium. Not in the dictionary. I searched for Tungston-NyTrilium which only brought up references to this ammo. I see it's a trademarked name so it must be a new element or metal. No doubt :).

Any way I did find the "Box O Truth" which had tested this ammo. Apparently it does not work as advertised.

http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot23.htm

Boy did I experience "Extreme Shock" at the results!

tipoc

G60 03-22-2013 5:02 PM

LOL, made for the same people who use Counter Sniper optics:
http://www.countersniperoptics.com/

AleksandreCz 03-22-2013 5:16 PM

NyTrillium is the what powers the warp drive on and Sovereign Class Spaceship.

In fact its the Expanding rotational cone of Nytrilium matrix particles that allows us to travel FTL.
Don't you people know any science ?

But on the plus side they do have some 5.56 in stock

myk 03-22-2013 5:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AleksandreCz (Post 10887170)
NyTrillium is the what powers the warp drive on and Sovereign Class Spaceship.

Galaxy class FTW...

ThE_LoNgShOt 03-22-2013 5:45 PM

Wow... Those cats are hardcore. Especially the guy on the right. All SERIOUS operators where ski goggles during tactical operations.

scidx 03-23-2013 5:16 AM

Quote:

In video taped field tests with angry 300 lb Russian Boars, a single.380 round will incapacitate and kill in a matter of seconds!
See? Its all about shot placement...

I'm selling everything I have so I can buy a Beretta 85 and add an optic rail.

Dannicus 03-23-2013 6:45 AM

Something about being blister packed that makes me not want to buy that stuff.

Shootn 03-23-2013 6:59 AM

Thank god you posted these!!! I have been looking for awhile....because my current ammo - stupid hornady keeps penetrating the airplane every time I shoot a damn terrorist causing decompression and pissing off the flights passengers. Thanks!

BigFatGuy 03-23-2013 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThE_LoNgShOt (Post 10887460)
Wow... Those cats are hardcore. Especially the guy on the right. All SERIOUS operators where ski goggles during tactical operations.

OK, all 3 operators are pretty clearly the same guy, photoshopped to look hispanic on the right side.

Doesn't he kind of look like "not-burly-bearded-guy" from Magpul?

creampuff 03-23-2013 12:58 PM

Quote:

The E-Shocks pistol caliber rounds entire energy is transferred in the first 5-9 inches of entry, effectively logarithmically delivering the full energy at twice the rate of the best hollow points. Compare
You mean as opposed to the competitors which uses other laws of physics?

BayouBullets 03-23-2013 2:23 PM

HA HA HA HA! OH MY!

451040 03-23-2013 3:56 PM

A couple of my favorites:

Quote:

It's a new war, and our nations best warriors now carry the world's most devastating ammunition!
Quote:

The resulting stopping power is utterly devastating.



:laugh:

Twystd1 03-23-2013 11:18 PM

Did you notice the peripheral ports going longitudinally from the Y center of the bullet tips e zone?
I saw something like that on the X Files a long time ago.
Tis alien technology I tell you. For ReeelZzz

tipoc 03-24-2013 10:21 AM

Excuse my ignorance, but do the fellas with the shotguns have knock offs of Crimson Trace Red Dot scopes on their shotguns? Those are not night vision scopes far as I can tell. Why a red dot scope on a "tactical" shotgun. Maybe I'm just not up on the latest door to door search and entry techniques.

I also note that the fella on the right is a unique individual as his face is dark but his hands are the same shade of Vladimir Putin cannot tan white as the other two fellas. Maybe that's what it takes to be a "tactical operator". Or maybe it's just PhotoShop.

The attention to detail in the ads makes me more confident of this ammo.

tipoc

neouser 03-24-2013 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronin2 (Post 10887000)
Hey hey..those mall ninja's take their ammunition very seriously ....it goes with those hi speed low drag laser/crimson trace sighting systems too!

ROFL......

What's wrong with the Crimson Trace units? I actually like them. They work well and they don't affect the function of the weapon like the Lasermax does.

UndercoverPaisa 03-24-2013 1:43 PM

I cried several tears not just one.

Freq18Hz 03-24-2013 6:40 PM

This is the best ammo you can buy. I am a navy seal.


-Freq

constable 03-24-2013 7:30 PM

If I was that cool I would end every sentence with "I am a navy seal."

That's priceless.

scidx 03-24-2013 7:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freq18Hz (Post 10904672)
This is the best ammo you can buy. I am a navy seal.


-Freq

I've had better.

I am more Navy SEAL.

J.D.Allen 03-24-2013 10:33 PM

LMAO! "fang face"...good Lord


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